Thursday, January 18, 2007

Gay's Anatomy

My wife and I watch this truly crappy show called "Grey's Anatomy." Recently it was revealed that the guy who plays that monumental pussy named George... is gay. I'm sorry, you mean someone actually thought he was straight? Puulease.

One of the things that my wife likes about me and my buddies (think doorkickin' military) is that we are "men." There is virtually no ambiguity and homo-erotic banter is greeted with guffaws and snappy comebacks. For example, I've spooned with buddies on freezing nights in the field. One buddy actually saved me from dying from hypothermia that way. Hey thanks, Bill... by the way, don't think I didn't notice the wood... homo. See?