Ace Slays Me

I compel you to go and read this post by Ace. Now, dammit!

Okay, now check out the comments. My favorite from "iowahawk."

This is the story of Joe McGlock
The boy who was born with a corkscrew c***
He spent all his life on a desparate hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew c***
He found her
He f***ed her
And then he fell dead
Cuz her corkscrew c*** had a lefthand thread


Burma Shave

Seriously, people at work think I have a laughing problem. Well, they can go duck themselves! HA!