Cause I was laughing my ass off. I found this little gem over at Ace of Spades. It totally energized me... which is what humor is supposed to accomplish. Do yourself a favor... check it out. I wish that I were as inventive.
I am currently a defense contractor and part-time SOF guy. When not traveling to exotic locales, I get bored and dabble in a number of things... including blogging. Excellence oozes from my pores... in fact, I flush more excellence with my morning constitutional than most people generate all day!