Is it the NFL or is it the NBA?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71, repeat 71, cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits... and

84 have been arrested for drunk driving
in the last year


Can you guess which organization this is?

Yes, gentle readers. It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line. Heh.

Beret tip to Sandy Ford